Erap’s Logic

This past few days our country is clouded by different political dramas and fiasco. From the arrest of former President GMA, the surrender of former COMELEC Chair Benjamin Abalos to Pasay Court and the impeachment of Supreme Court Chief Justice Renato Corona. Although it seemed like watching another teleserye, this political issues are more stressful than entertaining. So to lighten up the mood a bit, let me share a text joke a receive from a friend, which I intentionally added some twist. Here it goes.

Erap and Cory

One day Erap saw Cory reading a Book on Logic.

Erap: Mahirap yata yang binabasa mo ah.
Cory: hindi, logic lang ito madali lang.
Erap: Ano ba yang logic na yan? Di ko yata alam yan.
Cory: Ganito lang yan, may aquarium ka ba?
Erap: Oo
Cory: Kung may aquarium ka, eh di mahilig ka sa isda
Erap: Oo
Cory: Kung mahilig ka sa isda, eh di mahilig ka sa dagat?
Erap: Oo
Cory: Kung mahilig ka sa dagat, gusto mo sa beach?
Erap: Oo
Cory: At kung mahilig ka sa beach, mahilig ka din sa mga sexing babae na naka swimsuit?
Erap: Oo naman
Cory: Kung mahilig ka sa babaeng nakaswimsuit, lalakeng lalaki ka?
Erap: Syempre naman
Cory: At kung lalakeng lalaki ka, eh di macho ka.
Erap: Oo
Cory: Kita mo na, ganyan ang logic.

Erap and Piolo

The next day Erap saw Piolo.

Erap: Piolo subukan ko lang tong logic na tinuro saken ni Cory.
Piolo: Ok sige lang sir.
Erap: May aquarium ka ba?
Piolo: Wala sir eh.
Erap: Bakla ka nga. *Toinks* LOL

Erap and Midas

After that Erap went to a coffe shop and there he saw SC Spokeperson Midas Marquez

Erap: (hmmm eto abogado, masubukan nga rin ang logic dito). Midas subukan ko lang itong logic na tinuro saken ni Cory.
Midas: Sige lang ex-con, este ex-president pala
Erap: Ganito lang yan, may aquarium ka ba?
Midas: Opo sir
Erap: Kung may aquarium ka, eh di mahilig ka sa isda
Midas: Oo naman sir, pati mga anak ko.
Erap: Kung mahilig ka sa isda, eh di mahilig ka sa dagat?
Midas: Opo sir
Erap: Kung mahilig ka sa dagat, gusto mo sa beach?
Midas: Opo, madalas kame ng misis ko magbakasyon sa beach
Erap: At kung mahilig ka sa beach, mahilig ka din sa mga sexing babae na naka swimsuit?
Midas: Opo sir, pero syempre sa misis ko lang ako nakatingin *ngisi*
Erap: (hmmm lalake nga to) Kung mahilig ka sa babaeng nakaswimsuit, lalakeng lalaki ka?
Midas: Syempre naman sir
Erap: At kung lalakeng lalaki ka, eh di macho ka.
Midas: Opo sir

A friend of Erap suddenly called him which prompted Erap to turn his body and head and accidentally stumbled his cup of coffee.

Midas: Ayyyyyyyyyyy ang kape ang kapeeeeee.

Erap: Langya kala ko macho ka.
Mahirap pala talaga tong logic na to hindi consistent, ayoko na nga. *toinks* LOL

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“When you cannot take the heat of politics, make some joke to have a relief”

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