Sen. Miriam Santiago shared some “Banat Lines” for Valentines

senmiriamKnown for her cheesy pick-up lines in previous speaking engagements, the fiery and fiesty Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago hit it again now with her Valentine’s Day Banat Lines.

Speaking in front of university students in a forum at the University of the Philippines Manila on Wednesday regarding the accident of an American ship in Tubbataha reef, Senator Miriam delivered some funny thoughts about Valentines. Students can’t help but burst out their laughter with her witty and very funny Banat Lines.

Below are the lines she spoke at the said forum:

Banat 1:
Kapag ikaw ay nagmamahal pero sasaktan mo rin lang naman,dapat maghamon ka na lang ng suntukan.
Banat 2:
Did you know that if you were born between November 5 to 10, malamang ginawa ka ng magulang mo sa Valentine’s day

Banat 3:
Ang taong nagmamahal nang tunay ay parang matalinong estudyante na kumukuha ng exam. Hindi siya tumitingin sa iba kahit nahihirapan na.

Banat 4:
Did you know that an earthworm has five hearts, whereas an octopus has two hearts? Kaya kung may kilala ka na nagmamahal ng higit sa dalawa, tanungin mo kung anong klaseng hayop sila.

Banat 5:
Alam niyo ba ang iba pang tawag sa Valentine’s day? Para sa malungkot na single, ang tawag dito ay Single’s Awareness Day. Para sa mga masaya na single, ang tawag dito ay Single’s Independence Day. Pero sa mga walang pakialam, ang tawag dito ay Thursday.

Banat 6:
Para sa mga single, umuwi nang maaga mula sa school o sa trabaho para isipin nila may date ka.

“Jologs” as it may be, but these character of Senator Miriam it what makes her close to people. It equalizes her strong and strict character inside the Senate hall which makes her fun and interesting.

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